Lumpy Phanny Packs - 1.0 phans this way

The mirror's secret is that I'm losing my hair & surely it must mean that I'm getting old.. not necessarily a secret. And yes, fanny or "phanny" packs are quite useful for us 1.0'ers & old people alike. I'm so old, I easily recall a day before the fanny pack was invented.

Those were simpler times...