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Home & Decor Donuts
The Lump is serving up delicious donuts for your entire household. From the family room, kitchen, dinning room & bathroom - we're your one stop shop for fine home donut decors.
Let's talk about your "couch tour" game.
Couch tour anyone?
Be the best venue on couch tour.
Gigantic
Big as purple humpback whales [5 ft x 5 ft]
Round Room Rugs
Quintessential Donut Stylings
Buy now, ask wife's permission later
kidding... kind of.
Round Room Rugs - a true magic carpet ride.
Have the best couch [area] on couch tour...
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Round Room - 5 ft x 5 ft Lumpy Donut Rug - "They Have Rugs on the Mothership now" - rustic red/blue donut w/dark navy background - variant 1
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Round Room - 5 ft x 5 ft Lumpy Donut Rug - "Torchbearer's Donut Rug" - vivid red flaming donut w/dark navy background
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Round Room - 5 ft x 5 ft Lumpy Donut Rug - "Doggone Dagon Donut Rug" - rustic red/blue donut w/steel blue background - variant 1
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Round Room - 5 ft x 5 ft Lumpy Donut Rug - "The Squirming Donut Rug of Sunset" - rustic red/blue pic donut w/dark royal blue background
Regular price $149.99 USDRegular priceSale price $149.99 USD
Traditional Rugs
Not as much of a round room / magic carpet ride... but still just as sweet! Available in 3 sizes.
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Lumpy Donut Print Rug - choice of 3 sizes - vivid red donut print w/aquamarine blue background
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Lumpy Donut Print Rug - choice of 3 sizes - vivid red donut print w/steel blue background
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Lumpy Donut Print Rug - choice of 3 sizes - vivid red donut print w/royal blue background
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Lumpy Donut Print Rug - choice of 3 sizes - vivid red donut print w/dark blue background
Regular price From $29.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $29.99 USD
Lumpy Wall Clocks
Telling the time has never been so delicious...
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Lumpy Wall Clock - "The Torchbearer's Donut Clock" - red pic donut w/midnight blue background
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Lumpy Wall Clock - "They Serve Donuts on the Mothership now" - variant 1 - rustic red/blue donut w/dark blue background
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Lumpy Wall Clock - "They Serve Donuts on the Mothership now" - variant 2 - paradoxical dark red/red donut w/black background
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Lumpy Wall Clock - "They Serve Donuts on the Mothership now" - variant 3 - paradoxical dark red/magenta donut w/black background
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price $34.99 USD
Charitable Wall Clocks
Making the world a better place, one donut at a time.
- Each charitable print has allocated % of profit & the donut's destination charity/charities, included in annual "lump sum" payments.
- Teamwork making the dream work. Together, we can absolutely make a difference!
For more information on Lump's Charity, please use out site navigation: Charitable Donuts / About: Lump's Charity.
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Lumpy Wall Clock - "The Divided Donut Clock" - variant 1 - sky donut w/black background [*charitable donut]
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Lumpy Wall Clock - "The Divided Donut Clock" - variant 2 - sky donut w/black background [*charitable donut]
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Lumpy Wall Clock - "The Divided Donut Clock" - variant 3 - Dagon & blue sky donut w/black background [*charitable donut]
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Lumpy Wall Clock - "The More Charitable Donut Clock" - blue pic donut w/black background [*charitable donut]
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price $34.99 USD
Tripod Donut Lamps
Create a little ambiance for that couch tour...
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Lumpy Tripod Donut Lamp - vivid red donuts w/aquamarine blue background
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Lumpy Tripod Donut Lamp - vivid red donuts w/steel blue background
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Lumpy Tripod Donut Lamp - vivid red donuts w/royal blue background
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Lumpy Tripod Donut Lamp - vivid red donuts w/dark blue background
Regular price $59.99 USDRegular priceSale price $59.99 USD
Lumpy Accent Lamps
A Lumpy donut illuminated from behind, is a sight to behold!
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Lumpy Accent Lamps - red vivid donuts w/midnight blue background
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Lumpy Accent Lamps - red vivid donuts w/aquamarine blue background
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Lumpy Accent Lamps - red vivid donuts w/steel blue background
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Lumpy Accent Lamps - red vivid donuts w/royal blue background
Regular price $39.99 USDRegular priceSale price $39.99 USD
Kitchen & Dining Donuts
Trick out that kitchen... in mouthwatering Lumpy donuts.
My Phriend's Cutting Boards
A statement from his former gig. He was a chef... shot out to Chris from PA.
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My Friend's Cutting Board - vivid red donuts w/aquamarine blue background
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My Friend's Cutting Board - vivid red donuts w/steel blue background
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My Friend's Cutting Board - vivid red donuts w/royal blue background
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My Friend's Cutting Board - vivid red donuts w/dark blue background
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Refined Donuts
Lumpy Rocks!
The perfect pairing is a good bourbon, rye, whiskey or scotch, albeit w/a worthy glass. A glass both pristine & deserving of such revered status. This is such a glass, dear patron. Treat your every sip to the joy of donuts!
Raise a pint to donuts
The Lumpy Pint
Our Lumpy Donut Pints are sure to be your preferred "go to" party glasses. As you know, a good beer deserves it's worthy partner in Gamehendge, after all. Wilson's rules, not ours. What we are sure of, this pint checks all the donuts!
Are you a bad fish too?
Bad Fishy - shot glass
Not our preferred medium for spirits, but hey... to each their own. We at Lump's Heady Donuts, do humbly request that you use our products, responsibly. Butt stuff you purchase is yours & we certainly "donut" judge.
The Lumpy Tablecloth
Let's have dinner at home and then go see a movie!
Lumpy Tablecloths
Stick with the Lump... you'll eventually have the sickest venue on couch tour!
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Lumpy Tablecloth - 55.1" x 55.1" - vivid red donuts w/aquamarine blue background
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Lumpy Tablecloth - 55.1" x 55.1" - vivid red donuts w/steel blue background
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Lumpy Tablecloth - 55.1" x 55.1" - vivid red donuts w/royal blue background
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Lumpy Tablecloth - 55.1" x 55.1" - vivid red donuts w/dark blue background
Regular price $32.49 USDRegular priceSale price $32.49 USD
Lumpy Hand/Kitchen Towels
Great for entertaining, particularly phriendly dinner guests. It's all about that "couch tour" game peeps.
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Lumpy Kitchen/Hand Towels - vivid red donuts w/aquamarine blue background
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Lumpy Kitchen/Hand Towels - vivid red donuts w/steel blue background
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Lumpy Kitchen/Hand Towels - vivid red donuts w/royal blue background
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Lumpy Kitchen/Hand Towels - vivid red donuts w/dark blue background
Regular price $11.99 USDRegular priceSale price $11.99 USD
Lump's Party Blanket
Thick, soft, durable & water resistant, this party blanket checks all the boxes... or donuts. Plus, it even has a roll-up feature, including a handle for easy carrying. This is your next party blanket!
(NOTE: If you have this product someplace it isn't meant to be and people step on it and/or dance on it, please do not get upset.)
Bedroom Donuts
While we only have one BR product offering, it's unquestionably one of the sweetest donuts on the menu.
Is this heaven?
Nope... just your bedroom.
The Very Lumpy Comforter
You deserve a bed of donuts...
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The Very Lumpy Comforter - vivid red donuts w/aquamarine blue background
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The Very Lumpy Comforter - vivid red donuts w/steel blue background
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The Very Lumpy Comforter - vivid red donuts w/royal blue background
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The Very Lumpy Comforter - vivid red donuts w/dark blue background
Regular price From $129.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $129.99 USD
Bathroom Donuts
Either you like your shower curtains with or without. Now, which is it?
Shower Curtains w/
Please the Lump, sing in the shower... having no regrets.
Shower Curtains w/some seriously sweet donuts...
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The Curtain With "Donuts" - Lumpy Bath Time Fun - vivid red donuts w/light steel blue background
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The Curtain With "Donuts" - Lumpy Bath Time Fun - vivid red donuts w/sky royal blue background
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The Curtain With "Donuts" - Lumpy Bath Time Fun - vivid red donuts w/light royal blue background
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The Curtain With "Donuts" - Lumpy Bath Time Fun - vivid red donuts w/dark royal blue background
Regular price $39.99 USDRegular priceSale price $39.99 USD
Need Donut Towels?
Lumpy Towels
Available as S, M or L, the Lump's towels are incredibly sweet, visually stunning and practical for everyday use, taboot.
mouthwatering
Gorgeous Hand Towels
For use in either the bathroom and/or the kitchen. If you're gonna use them interchangeably, we suggest washing your towels in between, ya dirty wook. ;)
Oversized 81" x 38"
Donut Beach Blanket/Towel
A towel that Towelie would be proud of. Made for a giant (6'9"), pH balanced for the rest of us. This towel is a must have for any sand dollar day at the shore.
Incredibly Sweet Donuts
Lumpy Curtains
Donut blackout curtains are the icing on the cake of having the best couch tour venue.
Jim's Phavorite
Lumpy Bandana/Pet Collar
Does your doggone dog love to jam with you? Now they can share in the groove & look phabulous as they are cute, doing it! Available in S, M, L & XL.
Maybe Jim wouldn't have runaway on an "adventure" to find his own donuts... best to get him those donuts instead!
Pet Accessories
Lumpy Pet Bowls
If you're nice to Jim, perhaps he won't run away next time. Like me, clearly the way to his heart is donuts! Say, why don't you two make amends?
Your pet cat deserves this!
Feeding Mats
It doesn't smell like tuna... at least not yet. Let Wendy get ahold of it though.
12" x 18"
Lumpy Flagpole Sitters
Not gigantic, but jus the right size to identify your camping spot.
Donuts4Charity
Canvas Art
Want super-sweet & often super-sized donuts for your home, while contributing to causes you care about? Check-out Lump's Canvas offerings. Typically, 50% (often more) of our profit is donated in "lump sum" annual payments toward that donut's particular destination charity/charities, detailed in the product description.
For further information on Lump's Charitable efforts, please use our site's menu bar, navigate to: Charitable Donuts / About: Lump's Charity.
Help us make the world better, one donut at a time.
Donuts4Charity
Hanging Donuts
Another charitable offering by the Lump. Same wonderful charity as the Canvas Art. Typically, 50% (often more) of our profit is donated in "lump sum" annual payments toward that donut's particular destination charity/charities, detailed in the product descriptions.
Donuts4Charity
Pennant Donuts
Yet another charitable offering by the Lump. Same wonderful charity as the Canvas Art & Hanging Donuts, just a bit more affordable. Typically, 50% (often more) of our profit is donated in "lump sum" annual payments toward that donut's particular destination charity/charities, detailed in the product description.
Lump's Heady Donuts
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