Men's Heady Donuts

Check out our super-sweet donuts! Lumpy Donuts are pH balanced for a wook & crafted to satisfy the soul's hunger. From donut tees, polos, Hawaiian shirts, watches, swimwear, sneakers & hats, we've got you covered... in magnificent donuts!

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Lump's heady donuts

What makes our donuts so sweet?

Simple. We breathe life into each donut. All donuts have a story to tell. They're much more than 1-dimensional patterns, or something you'd feel guilty for, with your morning coffee.

We see the donut similarly to stealie iconography of Dead Community lure. Circular canvases, where the community's artists portray our shared cultural experience. Sharing in the groove that we do, when we do!

Lump's Classic Donut Tee - "the donuts w/"

This is definitely why everyone was screaming...

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Charitable Donuts

Making the world a better place, one donut at a time.

  • Each charitable print has allocated % of profit & the donut's destination charity/charities, included in annual "lump sum" payments.
  • Teamwork making the dream work. Together, we can absolutely make a difference!
For more information on Lump's Charity, please use out site navigation: Charitable Donuts / About: Lump's Charity.
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Donut Evolution

At Lump's Heady Donuts, we see the donut as a multiverse of possibility. Unapologetically, our vision is the ascension of the donut & it assuming it's rightful spot, atop the Mt. Rushmore of music inspired iconography.

Exactly where it should be! Deadheads had their stealie, we'll have our donut.

So blast off with us, as we journey into another donut dimension...

Ice Cold Phatty Embroidered Tie-dye

The coolest tie-dye this side of Gamehendge. Grab your ice cold phatty today!

Step Into The Freezer

Multi-Beasties - jumbo donut print tee

Super-size your donuts? Yes sir!

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$26.99

Blimpy Paradox Donuts

Mmm... plump & juicy donuts within donuts. Yum!

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$26.99

Electric Paradox Donuts

Donuts that radiate energy... they're electric!

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$26.99

Rustic Paradox Donuts

Some of our very phavorite donuts on the menu. These are some incredibly sweet donuts!

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$26.99

Widemouthed Paradox Donuts

A widemouthed donut? Insert "pun" here...

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$26.99

Grid Paradox Donuts

These donuts give a little bit of a 3D look and feel... yet another amazing donut tee by the Lump!

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Next Level Donut Stylings

Donut Print Polos

Lump's Heady Donuts levels-up the donut game. Blending the line between personal, professional & business casual, our Lumpy Donut Print Polos are just delicious! [unisex]

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Donuts that make you salivate

Embroidered Donut Polos

A polo with (2) embroidered donuts. Is this heaven? [unisex]

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Palm Trees & Donuts?

Wilson's Hawaiian Punch Shirts

So Cool! Get your donuts on in Hawaii 5.0 style.

Ku'i iã 'oe ma ka maka. [Makisupa] [unisex]

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Premium donuts / Designer sweaters

Lumpy Sweaters

These are some seriously unique donuts. Fresh out the oven, get 'em hot!

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Wish you knew someone who made donut neckties?

We're such a party, nice to meet you. Did someone say party?

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Lumpy Donut Watches

Time is a treasure here...

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Whatever you do, take care of your shoes... and sneakers.

Lumpy Taylors - low tops

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Lumpy Kicks - full line

Spatchcocks

Clogs that are as fun to say as they're sweet to the eye.

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Baseball Caps

Let's go Gamehendge Lizards!

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Lumpy Trucker Hats

If you curse like a trucker, love donuts & know a good deal when you see one, have we got the donut for you!

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Classy Donuts

Embroidered Trucker Hats

There's just something about embroidered donuts. Several color options avail.

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Timeless Donuts

Embroidered Bucket Hats

Available in Navy, White & Black. Grab your bucket of donuts today.

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Pom Poms & Donuts

Embroidered Beanies

Pom Poms & Donuts are the equivalent of Compton & Long Beach together. Now, you know you's in trouble. Several color options to choose from.

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Put your money where your donuts are

Lumpy Donut Wallets

The Lumpy Wallet is a great way to carry your phandom with you everyday, along with some mouthwatering Lumpy donuts.

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Donut Keychains

Forgive us if we "donut" sing in your key...

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Just swimming by...

See anything you'd want to try?

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Donut Slippers

Before you slip into the night, you'll want something comfy...

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Lumpy Sox

You know you want a pair...

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Donut Boxers

Treat your bits & pieces to the joy of donuts. Comfy donuts for the undercarriage.

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Check, Check, check it, check it out...

Essential Donut Accessories

Iron-On

Donut Patches

While these are iron-on, nothing beats a good stitching. Nonetheless, these donuts are super-sweet.

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an essential accessory

Donut Cases

While it certainly pays to take care of your shoes, it also pays to take care of your phone.

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Functional & Elegant

Lumpy Flasks

Ideal for when you're avoiding metal detectors like they were mudrat detectors.

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Travel Donuts

Lumpy Backpacks

The must have accessory for any phanatic. Boy man, you can fit a lot of donuts in these backpacks.

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Handy Donuts

Phanny Packs

If the mirror's secret is that you're losing your hair, it could also simply mean you're getting to that age where Phanny Packs are most certainly accepted as practical.

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Practical Donuts

Clear Packs

Has there ever been more necessary donuts? Be ready for the next show with your Lumpy Clear Pack.

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FUNCTIONAL / PRACTICAL DONUTS

Lumpy Donut Suitcases

Your choice of S, M or L - these are as sweet as donuts get!

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25 oz

Tritan Water Bottles

Our water bottles have a certain simple elegance to them.

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32 oz

Stainless Steel Bottles

Remember to keep hydrated, but with donuts! Bet you've never heard that before.

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52 Card Deck / Standard

Lumpy Playing Cards

Where is the joker? Right here. Some might even say there's two.

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6" x 6" Weather / UV Resistant

Outdoor/Bumper Stickers

Whether on your car, skateboard or stuck to a light pole, just outside MSG - these outdoor stickers are super-sweet! Our stickers are also weather & UV resistant, for years of enjoyment.

(note: white colors show as clear w/this product)

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$1 to Divided Sky Foundation

Lumpy Wishes

For every Lumpy Wishes card sold, Lump's Heady Donuts will add $1 to an annual "lump sum" payment made to the Divided Sky Foundation. Let phriends & phamily know that you care with unforgettable Lumpy Wishes.

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Lumpy Exclusive - Wireless/Bluetooth Donut Headphones

The Dude's Headphones

Sometimes there's a donut... I won't say a hero sandwich, 'cause what's a hero sandwich? But sometimes there's a donut. And I'm talkin' about "The Donut" here. Sometimes, there's a donut for its time & place. This is that donut.

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Tech donuts

Wireless Chargers

Qi enabled The Flow Wireless Donut Chargers are the perfect home/office accessory. Practical, sleek & stylish, The Flow of power to your device makes these donuts some of the sweetest on the menu.

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Apple Compatible

Lumpy Watchbands

Apple Watch models: Series 1-9 Ultra & SE

Accessorize your donuts in ways you've never thought possible. Our donuts boldly go where no donut has gone before.

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Gourmet Coffees

Lumpy Coffee Traders

What's better with donuts than coffee? Perhaps epic 40 min jams... that's about it.

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Coffee Cups That Don't Leak

Lumpy Coffee Mugs

Make them swim up because this mug ain't a leaker! Available in 2 sizes & several color combinations.

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Pets Love Donuts Too

Donut Bandana/Collar

Does your doggone dog love to jam with you? Now they can share in the groove & look phabulous as they are cute, doing it! Available in S, M, L & XL. Maybe Jim (the runaway) wouldn't have left on an "adventure" to find his own donuts... best get him those donuts instead.

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Pet Accessories

Lumpy Pet Bowls

If you're nice to Jim, perhaps he won't run away next time. Like me, donuts are clearly the way to his heart.

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Your Cat Deserves This

Feeding Mats

It doesn't smell like tuna... at least not yet. Let Wendy get ahold of it though.

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CONTACT - AUTOMOTIVE

Donut Sunshades

If tires make contact with the road, then sunshades make contact with the sun - instead of your interior.

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4-piece set

Contact Floor Mats

Treat your car to donuts! After all, good ol' Bertha gets you places! And she clings to the road when the wind tries to shove her, just perfectly. She deserves these donuts! The only question is, who will love them more?

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12" x 18"

Lumpy Flagpole Sitters

Find your camp as quick as you can spot your flag... or raise it proudly at home.

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Gift Cards

Donut lover in your life?

@ Lump's Heady Donuts, sharing the love is sharing donuts.

Give 'em the gift of donuts!

  • Make your selection of a: $10, $25, $50, $100 or $250 gift card
  • For every gift card valued over $100 purchased, Lump commits 2% to our general charity annual "lump sum."
Purchase Gift Cards