Lump's for Bands [vip services]

The donut evolved

MUSIC ICONOGRAPHY / DONUT T-SHIRTS / ACCESSORIES / ART COLLECTIVE

FREE TO JOIN 😎

Heady Donuts for Bands

⭕ Calling all Bands! Get your heady donuts from Lumpy D's! Jam bands, cover bands & musicians are VIP's here...

We specialize in customized "band donuts" & music iconography on (tees, album art, promo materials & marketing assets). Additionally, we can provide storefront web/product hosting, print/production, POS, shipping/fulfillment, along w/CS & QA. Absolutely EVERYTHING to get your band's merch directly to your followers, w/24-7-365 support & accessibility.

This must be why they were screaming, when they saw the Lump. 😮

FREE to join.

Join our Brand Ambassador Program:

✨ 20% off our entire store's inventory for you (unlimited personal use)

✨ A 10% off referral code for your followers--with 3% cash-back to band/musician from followers.

✨Two free gifts annually, restrictions apply

💰 Special Rates:

Bulk discounts when ordering 4+ of the same item (DM/inquire before purchasing)
Wholesale rates available for larger orders
Discounted graphic design rates

Custom designed donut iconography?

You are the visionary. We're the chefs that create your band's Lumpy Donuts, meeting your vision & tastebuds. The results are sure to be delicious!

But it gets better for musicians @ Lump's!

What can Lump's streamlined process do for you?

We're glad, glad, glad you asked.

We'll glide right into that for you...

Design Your Artwork
Design Your Products
Create Product & Listings
Maintain Your Online Storefront
Create Merch Table Signs w/the unique QR code we assign your storefront.
Point of Sale / Order Processing
Production / Fulfillment & Delivery to your followers doorstep.
QA & CS, if necessary

Launching 2026!

The Dirt Mall - an online community of jam-bands, cover bands, musicians & their own unique donut merch/apparel & marketing solutions.

We steward the smaller band's donuts & merch... the workingman's donuts, so musicians can focus on conveying what they strive to best--condoning awesomeness, pissing in our ears & melting our faces off.

- Merchandizing solutions for Trey's more "local stunt doubles" 🤣

Jam Band Merch Shop

Don't pay attention to the 3rd nipple, focus!

The Dirt Mall is a virtual mall for individual jam bands, cover bands, musicians & their brand specific merch. We most affectionately call it the "dirt mall," for obvious counterculture value. Has a certain ring to it... 😎
Plus built-in access to your YouTube, Spotify, social media(s), your website & band bio, full of onstage pics!

Coming Soon

Your storefront not only lists your products, but also has YouTube/Spotify & social media links & a bio, along with a few on-stage pics. It provides an opportunity for much more than local followers. It provides opportunity for regional & national audiences, such as people visiting/traveling through/moving to your area--or simply folks interested in expanding their horizons musically.
We assign a unique QR code, directing your followers to your Dirt Mall storefront, along w/incorporating the seamless QR code into your band's online & social media marketing materials & assets. We can even print durable, lightweight displays, prominently featuring the QR code, for local mech table setup.
With Lump's Dirt Mall, your merch table NOW has an extended life, well beyond the venue's restraints--having 24-hr digital reach, along w/a seamless outlet for connecting w/your following & making new friends, all the while promoting your unique merch. Best of all, minus a low annual service fee for hosting the storefront, there is NO bulk ordering requirements to supply your followers with your gear, like typical large vendors. Better yet, we split merch. revenue, artist to artist w/you. No middle-people!
Just post your signs/marketing assets at your shows/events or mech table area. These will direct your followers via direct QR code. We do the rest of the work, you get paid!
If you insert an "R" into BAND, you get "BRAND." The Lump can be that "R." And maybe that "R" stands for maximizing your Revenue.

Product & Web Hosting w/ Lump's "Dirt Mall"

We create, host & manage your online storefront promoting your band's merchandise, using existing artwork and/or we can professionally create custom Lumpy Donut designs. Select from hundreds of products & promotional/party favors. We can recreate any of our existing Lumpy Donut product line, to incorporate your band's logos/artwork. Plus so much more. If you have a vision for something specific, absolutely let us know! We can make it happen, likely...

Streamline your reach & impact.

Perks of being a brand ambassador for Lump's & having a spot in Lump's Dirt Mall.

Mmmm... donuts (w/sprinkles, jimmies, perks & discounts) ⭕🤩⭕

Band Merch & Promotional Products
- Tees
- Sweatshirts
- Slaps
- Kicks
- Hats
- Poster Prints
- Pint/Shot/Rock Glasses
- Coffee Mugs
- Vanity Plates
- Promotional Materials/Flyers
- Plus so much more!
Exclusive Ambassador Program
- You guys rock! And Lump's Heady Donuts appreciates the love & light you spread. We admire you as luminaries; bringers of eternal joy & never-ending splendor, in our local scenes... ie: the trenches.
- Seeing the scope, we've created a merchandizing & promotional program rewarding everyday musicians & artists. Our program can even put $ in your pocket!
- Best of all, it's free to join & very affordable, for any additional services.
Huge Discounts & Savings
- 20% off (no expiration/unlimited use) for personal use, along w/your band's needs.
- 10% off discount referral code for your followers. When your followers use the discount code, we track sales by the unique code & pay you 3% cash back quarterly--for all orders using your referral code at time of purchase.
- 2 free gifts (products) annually, at your "anniversary" w/Lump's. (restrictions apply)
- Discounted rates for graphic design.
- Additional discounts, based on volume.
Hosting Available
- Obviously, we can provide mouthwatering donuts. As you now can easily see--we can host & promote your band's merchandise on LumpyDonuts.com. We will additionally handle consumer transactions, POS, CS, QA, printing/production, fulfillment & delivery to your follower's doorstep. We are a 1-stop shop to visually promote your band. Experience the power of donuts.
Hosting Plans
- 5 product listings
- 20 product listings
- 35 product listings
- 50 product listings
- 100+ product listings
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*All plans include aforementioned services. 3% payment processing fee for your follower's electronic transactions, are not included.
*Profit %'s are negotiable; however we greatly discount our services, as is, for musicians/bands.
*Hosting is an add-on service. Inquire for our current rates. Our plans are extremely affordable, as these are workingman's donuts... working women's donuts too! ⭕
Lump's Dirt Mall
Go on... visit your new digs. Don't forget to sign up below, quick. While you peruse the mall, I don't want to be the one to tell you, but there's no Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit. 🐰

Visit Your Merch's New Home
Signing Up
Signing up is easy. Fill out the form below & submit your information & make sure to create a consumer account & login for LumpyDonuts.com. We will attach VIP credentials & discounts to your account. No purchase necessary. Only requirement is that you're either: a.) an active standalone musician or b.) part of a band. Hopefully covering Phish songs in your local community, but that's not even a deal-breaker. That's it... it's that easy.