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Heady Donuts for Bands

⭕ Calling all Bands! Get your heady donuts from Lumpy D's! Jam bands, tribute bands & musicians are VIP's here...

We specialize in customized "band donuts" & music iconography on (tees, album art, promo materials & marketing assets). Additionally, we can provide storefront web/product hosting, print/production, POS, shipping/fulfillment, along w/CS & QA. Absolutely EVERYTHING to get your band's merch directly to your followers, w/24-7-365 support & accessibility.

Was this why such screaming occurred, when they saw the Lump? 😮

Lump's free ambassador program

Join our Brand Ambassador Program:

✨ 20% off our entire store's inventory for you (unlimited personal use)

✨ A 10% off referral code for your followers--with 3% cash-back to band/musician from followers.

✨Two free gifts annually, restrictions apply

💰 Special Rates:

Bulk discounts when ordering 4+ of the same item (DM/inquire before purchasing)
Wholesale discount rates available for larger orders
Discounted graphic design rates

Custom designed donut iconography?

You are the visionary. We're the chefs that create your band's Lumpy Donuts, meeting your vision & tastebuds. The results are sure to be delicious!

But it gets better for musicians @ Lump's!

What can Lump's streamlined process do for you?

We're glad, glad, glad you asked.

We'll glide right into that for you...

Design Artwork For You
Design Your Products
Create Products & Listings
Maintain Your Online Storefront
Create Merch Table Signs w/the unique QR code we assign your storefront.
Point of Sale / Order Processing
Production / Fulfillment & Delivery to your followers doorstep.
QA & CS, if necessary

Launching 2026!

The Dirt Mall - an online community of jam-bands, tribute bands, musicians & their own unique donut merch/apparel & marketing solutions.

We steward the smaller band's donuts & merch... the workingman's donuts, so musicians can focus on conveying what they strive to best--condoning awesomeness, pissing in our ears & melting our faces off.

- Merchandizing solutions for Trey's more "local stunt doubles" 🤣

Jam Band Merch Shop

Don't pay attention to the 3rd nipple, focus!

The Dirt Mall is a virtual mall for individual jam bands, tribute bands, musicians & their brand specific merch. We most affectionately call it the "dirt mall," for obvious counterculture significance. Has a certain ring to it... 😎
Plus built-in access to YouTube📺, Spotify 🎵, social media(s), website, along w/band bio & gallery of your onstage pics.

COMING SOON

Why partner with us

More Than Just Merch

Your storefront isn't just a list of tees—it's a full digital hub complete with a band bio, live stage shots, embedded YouTube and Spotify players, and all your social links. It projects your sound well beyond local venue walls, capturing regional travelers, transplants, and heads across the country looking to discover fresh talent.

Seamless QR Code Integration

We issue a unique QR code linked directly to your Dirt Mall storefront and integrate it clean across your online marketing assets. We can even print durable, lightweight displays for your booth. With Lump’s Dirt Mall, your merch table has an extended life 24/7—giving you an easy, low-cost engine to stay connected with your core following while making a bunch of new friends.

Artist-to-Artist Split

Minus our tiny annual hosting and storefront fee, there are zero upfront bulk-ordering requirements or high inventory risks like the corporate vendors force on you. Even better, we split merch revenue artist-to-artist with no corporate middle-people standing between you and your cash.

Set It & Forget It

Just put your QR signs out at the merch table (or tape a plastic display to the wall if venue space is tight). Fans scan the code, we handle the production and order fulfillment, and you get paid out monthly.

Never Miss a Sale

Run out of XL tees mid-set at a killer gig? That QR code on your table is super sweet... like hot, fresh donuts!

Put the "R" in BAND

If you insert an "R" into BAND, you get "BRAND." The Lump can be that "R." Maybe that "R" stands for maximizing your Reach, or maybe it represents untapped Revenue waiting in your original music and identity. Either way, the Lump is here to help you get it.

Product & Web Hosting w/ Lump's "Dirt Mall"

We create, host & manage your online storefront promoting your band's merchandise, using existing artwork and/or we can professionally create custom Lumpy Donut designs. Select from hundreds of products & promotional/party favors. We can recreate any of our existing Lumpy Donut product line, to incorporate your band's logos/artwork. Plus so much more. If you have a vision for something specific, absolutely let us know! We can make it happen, likely...

Streamline your reach & impact.

Perks of being a brand ambassador for the Lump & having a spot in the Dirt Mall.

Mmmm... donuts (w/sprinkles, jimmies, perks & discounts) ⭕🤩⭕

Band Merch & Promotional Products
- Tees
- Sweatshirts
- Slaps
- Kicks
- Hats
- Poster Prints
- Pint/Shot/Rock Glasses
- Coffee Mugs
- Vanity Plates
- Promotional Materials/Flyers
- Plus so much more!
Exclusive Ambassador Program
- You guys rock! And Lump's Heady Donuts appreciates the love & light you spread. We admire you as luminaries; bringers of eternal joy & never-ending splendor, in our local scenes... ie: the trenches.
- Seeing the scope, we've created a merchandizing & promotional program rewarding everyday musicians & artists. Our program can even put $ in your pocket!
- Best of all, it's free to join & very affordable, for any additional services.
Huge Discounts & Savings
- 20% off (no expiration/unlimited personal use) for you & bandmates.
- 10% off discount referral code for your followers. When your followers use the discount code, we track sales by the unique code & pay you 3% cash back quarterly--for all orders using your referral code at time of purchase.
- 2 free gifts (products) annually, at your "anniversary" w/Lump's. (restrictions apply)
- Discounted rates for graphic design.
- Additional discounts, based on volume.
Hosting Available (Dirt Mall Storefront)
- We provide mouthwatering donuts. As you can see--we can also host & promote your band's merchandise on LumpyDonuts.com. We will additionally handle consumer transactions, POS, CS, QA, printing/production, fulfillment & delivery to your follower's doorstep. We are a 1-stop shop to visually promote your band. Experience the power of donuts.
Hosting Plans (up to # of listings)
- 4 product listings
- 8 product listings
- 12 product listings
- 16 product listings
- 32 product listings
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*All plans include aforementioned services. 3% payment processing fee for your follower's electronic transactions, are not included.
*Let's run the #'s together. We do 50/50 artist-to-artist splits on the merch margins & remove typical high out-of-pocket roadblocks smaller band's have with merchandizing.
*Hosting is an add-on service. Inquire for our current rates. Our plans are extremely affordable, as these are workingman's donuts... working women's donuts too! ⭕
*A portion of your hosting fee is dedicated towards pooling bands' marketing power ($) together. E pluribus unum, or out of 1, many. You are stronger together, than individually.
Lump's Dirt Mall
Go on... visit your new digs. Don't forget to sign up below, quick. While you peruse the mall, I don't want to be the one to tell you, but there's no Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit. 🐰

Visit Your Merch's New Home
Signing Up
Signing up is easy. Fill out the form below & submit your information & make sure to create a consumer account & login for LumpyDonuts.com. We will attach VIP credentials & discounts to your account. No purchase necessary. Only requirement is that you're either: a.) an active standalone musician or b.) part of a band. Hopefully covering Phish songs in your local community, but that's not even a deal-breaker. That's it... it's that easy.